Disorder in the Court
- Man eats own parents – claims in defence that he was a hungry orphan.
- Ten hundred billion ant’s die in Boxing Day sale.
- Santa Clause deemed a lazy fat b**terd by conservatives.
- It is illegal to shoot people with a cannon.
- Comedians with funny voices have an unfair advantage.
- Illegal underground fight club looses street-cred after becoming legal.
- Knitting is illegal in
- It is illegal to drive while wearing a blindfold.
- Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is also illegal to wake a bear and then take a picture of it.
- It is an offence to push a live moose out of a moving aeroplane.
- You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
- It is illegal to eat in a restaurant if it is on fire.
- It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
- It is legal for the blind to hunt reindeer.
- Jumping off of a tall building is punishable by death.
- Don’t think of death as an end, think of it as a more economical way of cutting down on expenses.
- It’s illegal in
- Orphan kills his own parents in a freak time paradox.
- 18 Japanese businessmen lose camera on boating trip – 25 people killed.
- Eskimo buys cooker and then loses home.
- Washing your skin in lemon makes you bitter.
- Donkey passes itself off as a horse – wins beauty competition.
- 2nd class post deemed offensive to snobs.
- Fact – ants are higher up the food chain than politicians.
- Merchant Banker is not just a euphemism, but a way of life.
- Idiot wins award and loses it on the way home.
- It is easier to get on a dating site, than it is to get into a place of learning.
- Wooden barbecue catches fire.
- Priest deemed too holy for cheese.
LEGAL LAUGHS
Reviewed by David Andrews
on
April 28, 2011
Rating:
Reviewed by David Andrews
on
April 28, 2011
Rating:
