FUNNY ANIMAL JOKES AND THEIR KIN

Do you find animals funny? Do you sigh at the sight of a squirrel? Do you chuckle at the coff of a cat? Or better yet, do you piss yourself at the poking of a pony? No... I didn’t understand that last one either. Just like I don’t understand the silliness of this satirical yet stylish sentence riddled summation!


Animal Magic


OK - I understand that this may sound like a silly things to pontificate on - but it would be nice to know if animals are funny, huh?

Lets review...

• One legged man losses his shoe in horse.
• Monkey has an affair with banana.
• Why do Koalas carry their babies on their back? Because they can't push a pram up a tree. 
• Christmas deemed unchristian by Giraffe.
• Mother of three sells her youngest child to camel – Father gets the hump.
• 57 year old Elephant passes driving test in wheelbarrow.
• Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work!
• Nymphomaniac found dead next to a Whale.
• Monkey wins lottery – Pope resigns.
• Dog goes missing in Chinatown - dinner at eleven.
• Aeroplane found in Hamburger – cow resigns.
• Five senior citizens buy pink sock from dead Giraffe.
• Why is it easy to weigh fish? Because they always have scales!
• Feet deemed illegal by fish.
• Shooting people in the face with a pigeon causes blindness.
• You will only get attacked by a shark if you’re wet.
• Cat survives encounter in microwave – wins Xfactor – and then dies on television commercial.

Yeah - I am sure that you will agree, when I say that animals can be right funny buggers, huh!