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Using GENERAL terms,
answer the following 4 questions about this FORTH PART of 'Savage'.
- WHAT'S THE MAIN THRUST OF THIS TALE: Once Amadeus Cho and the tribe attempt to bring Shanna back to life, next, he has to stop Wolverine from setting off a chai.... BOOOOM!
- ARE THE MAIN OBJECTIVES ACHIEVED: No. I'm not saying. It might spoil the surprise. Ogga-Ogga!
- ANYTHING ELSE HAPPEN: We get a quick glimpse of Man-Thing, plus a semi-naked bald-woman shouting at a herded of Giant Apes.
- HOW DOES THIS STORY END: With someone ready to, SMASH!
When the Chief brought Shanna back to life, I couldn't help
but chuckle to myself when...
AMADEUS: Please don't kill the man who just saved you. Bad
karma. Now listen very carefully, I need you to focus and answer me honestly --
Do you know who won the super bowl?
SHANNA: What?
AMADEUS: It was worth a shot.
Ha! Now who says a bit of levity can't break the tension every now and then? Oh! The Shaman did. Ops!
What are the BEST
bits about this issue?
(+) As I've previously mentioned, I love the way that
Amadeus Cho keeps on joking all of the time. It's as though his witticisms can
deflate the tense situation he's in, thus making what can be imposing... not.
(+) There was double page spread in this book that literally
took my breath away as soon as I saw it. It was the one where a half-naked bald
girl instructs a stampede of monstrous Gorillas to attack Wolverine. I mean,
what's not to like about that? You have a girl -- a half-naked bald-girl to be
precise -- plus some massive monkeys and crude Canadian! It's Nirvana, baby.
Pure Nirvana!
(+) Without giving too much away, I really did like how this
tale ended. It was... ahem... smashing.
(+) Frank Cho is a God.
What are the WORST
bits about this issue?
(-) I suppose the only small gripe I have about this issue,
folks, was how it was a mite too linier in approach. All in all it came across
a lot like: (Step One): Resurrect Shanna. And (Step Two): Stop Wolverine from
setting off a bomb. Not that this is a terrible thing of course. Just a bit too
linier. As I said.
ALAN ARKIN: Take a good long look at the venerable actor,
Alan Arkin, and tell me he couldn't bring back to life...
CHARLIZE THERON AS SHANNA: ... Charlize Theron with a muck
incrusted monster! You can't. Can you? Didn't think so. Ha!
What QUOTE would be
appropriate to sum-up this story?
'My sun sets to rise again' -- Robert Browning
What SONG,
THEME-TUNE, or MELODY, would complement this tale, as well as add and extra
dimension to it by default?
'NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP' BY RICK ASTLEY: If you think about it for a moment or two, this song and this
story both share a number of distinct qualities with one another. Firstly, they're both about
'not giving up'. Secondly, they can be perceived as being a bit cheesy by
nature. And thirdly, they both make me laugh for completely different reasons.
Hehehehe!
ANYTHING Else?
Now I wonder if Frank Cho is able to guarantee to us 'Savage
Wolverine' fans; that he will stay on this book for as long as he may live.
Huh? What's that you say? 'Prey'? Fair enough. How about something
like...
Our Frank, who work
in Marvel,
Cho be thy name.
Thy Savage Kingdom
come.
Thy will be done,
As it is in X-Men.
Give us this day our
daily story.
And forgive us our
DC,
As we forgive those
cross-over events.
Lead us away from
reboots.
But deliver to us
digitally.
For thine is the
kingdom,
The power fist, and
the glory,
For ever and ever.
Ben Ten.
I tell you what, pass this prayer around, and let's see if
divine worship can make Mister Cho-Cho train stay on this great-great comic
book. Peace.
GIVE IT, IT'S DUES:
If This Comic Book Was a Meal / Drink Combo, It Would Be a Can of Meat Soda
with a Side Order of Watermelon Burger. Unexpected, yet rather refreshing
nonetheless.
SAVAGE WOLVERINE #4
Reviewed by David Andrews
on
May 13, 2013
Rating: