STAR TREK -CAPTION COMPETITION

Greetings people from the planet Earth. My name is Doctor Big Ears, and I would like to inform you about a great caption competition hosted by some idiot on this website. All you have to do is familiarise yourself with a somewhat jovial inforgraphic provided, and then insert a witty caption to impart your feelings towards said image. Go on. Do it. It will be mildly amusing for you. Plus you'd get a chance at winning some great goodies from...


Star Trek: The Official Starships Collection -- a BRAND NEW fortnightly collection of incredible Star Trek Starships models.


Yeah. I'm not flaxing your cha-cha's, folks. Do you see the picture displayed underneath? Well, christen this band with a name and you can win a great bunch of Star Trek goodies by default. But only if you...

Step One) Look at the image below.

Step Two) Write one -- and only one -- stupid caption in the Disqus comment system provided.

Step Three) Just in case you win, you must log into Disqus with an account I can contact you by.

Step Four) Once you've posted your comment, you have to share this post via Twitter, Facebook, G+, or... whatever.

Furthermore, I best warn you that you have to also live in US, Canada, or the UK, to qualify for this competition, plus you've got to make sure you submit your entry by midnight, on the 31st of August, 2013, Greenwich Mean Time. OK. So have you got all that? Good. And good luck too.

COMPETITION CLOSED