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TO QUOTE A Cockney Who's Trying To Be Ironic: 'Oh! That's blooming marvelous, that is!'.
THE REVIEW:
On a conceptual
level I'd say this episode of Batman (part six of Superheavy) is a story that can easily be broken down into the following three
sections.
Section one, the
main section, loosely depicts the
bi-polar confrontation between Bat-Jim and Mister Bloom. Here, we get to see
Bat-Jim confronting Bloom, getting captured by Bloom, before turning the tables
on Bloom, only for Bloom to then make his escape, yadda-yadda-yadda, seen-it-all-before. Now in of itself, I wouldn't say this part of the book was very
original to read. Despite enjoying Greg's earthy and well paced visualization of
these sinister scenes -- and yes, they were sinister -- I'm sure you'd agree
with me when I say that we've all seen scene's where a villain monologues to an
enthralled crowd of captured people, only for the hero to suddenly turn up and
save the day.
Granted, in this
case the hero doesn't save the day. Postpones it at best. That said, however, the basic
conveyance of this sequence does allow Bat-Jim the opportunity to prove that
he's more of a hero than what some people give him credit for, and this is
especially highlighted near the end of the book, and half way through it.
'How so?' You may ask! Well, simply put, after Bloom gets away, Geri Powers take's Jim
back to their HQ, and shows him something rather alarming. No. Not naked
pictures of herself with Donald Trump. Rather, her army of diversifiable Bat-men
-- don't grown -- who she wants to use to capture Bloom, once and for all. But
of course, Jim wants to prove himself, doesn't he? So he tells Geri to put away
her pictures... I mean... ahum... Bat-men, so he can find him and do all of
that other stuff he couldn't do previously.
Now in stark
contrast to section one is section two. Or as I like to call it, the section
where Bruce gets into the shower (naked) and asks Julie Madison to marry him, despite acknowledging
the fact that he knows Julie's father (soon to be released) is somehow
connected to the death of his parents.
No. Don't worry. I
won't tell you exactly how he's connected for the sake of spoilers. For that
matter, I won't even drop a hint as to how in another scene he ties his section
to the overall Mister Bloom sub-plot. What I will say, though, is that I did
enjoy these scenes, as they showed a more naive and simpler side to Bruce,
whilst still insinuating that some of his memory may be on the return.
Oh! And while I'm on
the subject of things returning, let's not forget to mention the final section
of this story-line -- namely Section Three -- the one where Duke, from We Are Robins,
breaks into the Penguins Iceberg Lounge, hoping to find something out about his
missing parents. But of course, he doesn't find anything, does he? Not yet
anyway. Because before he manages to find a piece of information connecting
both his parents to old beak-face, old beak-face shows up and... and... aaahhhh... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Ops! Sorry about
that. Just remembering this section made me remember why I wasn't a big fan of
it. Seen it all before. Too tried and tested. Pedestrian even. And why on Earth does Scott
Snyder keep on wanting to connect Duke's family to Batman and the whole Batman
mythos? Is it an itch he desperately
wants to scratch? Or does he just like playing about with Bruce's back-story, eager
that nobody would mind him wedging things in for the sake of wedging things in.
Please don't get me
wrong. I'm not trying to imply that I don't like Duke or what Scott is doing
with this series. It's just that sometimes it becomes too obvious when a
creator wants to make his mark on a character, even though he doesn't have to
do it in such an overtly obvious manner.
Preach over. Good
story. Amazing art. Too many Bat-men. Say no more.
THE MUSIC:
There's a reoccurring question that keeps on popping up in
this story-arc, time and time again. And that question, my friend, is... where
is Mister Bloom? Or as I'd like to reinterpret it... Where Have All The
Flowers Gone? By Peter, Paul, and Mary. Bless.
Whenever you compare a plant themed villain to his contemporary's,
what you have to remember is who did it best, and who did it with the same
amount of style and joie de vivre? Now to me, personally, theirs only two real
villains I can really compare him to: A Vincent Price themed villain (because
of his sinister monologuing) or The Little Shop of Horror's, Audrey 2 (because
he's a plant that wants to kill people).
Yes. Audrey 2 won out. Due to the fact that my mate
Keath recently used the Vincent Price comparison in another review. Ha!
THE CONCLUSION:
At the very end of
this issue Bat-Jim once again comes face to face with Mister Bloom. But, out of
curiosity, what do you think Mister Bloom does not so long after they meet?
Does he...
- Plant a wet one on his lips.
- Stick a tree up his ass.
- Turn his own robotic Bat-suit against him.
- Ask for the time.
- Propose to marry him.
- Fall asleep because of Duke's story-line.
- Request a watering.
- Exfoliate.
Nuff said.
BATMAN #46
Reviewed by David Andrews
on
December 01, 2015
Rating: