[ BAT-SALE RETURNS ] |
TO QUOTE Ralph Marston: 'Rest when you're weary. Refresh and renew
yourself, your body, your mind, your spirit. Then get back to work'.
THE REVIEW:
Now on a purely
conceptual level this bumper-sized 50th issue of Batman
is the type of conclusion we've all read many times before. I'm sure you know the type of thing I'm referring to: The main villain of the
piece has the city in his nefarious clutches, blah-blah-blah, most of the heroes are in some
sort of dire danger, yawn-yawn-yawn, and no matter what anyone tries to do to
move things along in the right direction, one way or the other the bad guy always gets the upper hand.
Or does he? No. Not
really. After all this is a superhero comic book, and as such, we all know how
it's going to eventually end. Not that this is a bad thing, mind you. If
anything, it must be hard for the writer, Scott Snyder, to come up with
something fairly innovative within such a confined set of parameters.
Take this issue for
instance: When it begins, we get to see Gordon
on his last legs, Julia trying to take him off to hospital, Duke talking to his
possessed brother Daryl back at the youth center, whilst Mister
Bloom, his big bad self, is basically kicking the living crap out of Gotham City,
regardless of the newly formed army of Batmen trying to stop him. But then
suddenly, as most of us know, another character appears. Another character who,
surprise-surprise, we've all been waiting to see for ages.
Yep. That's right. It's
the Bruce Wayne version of Batman, in a brand spanking new Bat-suit no less.
Then, once he's finally
unveiled in all of his Bat-themed glory, Ta-dah!, the story-line slowly splits up into three
separate yet conjoined segments from that moment onwards. One part of it is focused on Bruce doing what
he must to save his friend's life as well as his tattered city. Another part of
the plot is focused on Duke trying to figure out how his older brother is
connected to Bloom. And in addition to this, yet another part is focused
on Jim shaking off his own injuries so he can pitch in, so to speak.
Admittedly, some of
these sections felt fairly flat in comparison to others, especially those long
winded dialogue scenes where Jim tried to justify to Batman why he took on his
mantle. And the reason why I say this is because, well, lets face it, last issue Jim had a
massive root shoved down his throat, rupturing his spleen, and for
some reason now he has the energy inside himself to yammer on like a celebrity appearing on a talk show.
Also, I must say that I wasn't too keen on those scenes where Batman jumped
into the giant Bat-Robot and fought off the bad-guys. To me, Batman works best
when he is rooted to reality, and trust me, by no means are these fighting
sequences rooted in anything apart from compost.
Saying that, though,
on the other hand it was nice to see the gang back together again, plus I did
find those scenes involving Duke particularly rewarding (which is saying
something as I've not been a big fan of them so far). Simply put, Duke managed
to explain what he was up to and tie it back into the main Mister Bloom
sub-plot in a very logical way. And as most of you know, logic, any form of
reality based logic, is always a boon for a bat-book in spite of giant
plant men, huge bulking robots, and anything else over the top this issue threw our way.
Now for fairly
obvious reasons I don't really want to divulge too much for the
sake of spoilers. Although, what I will say is that there were three things
about this tale that I thought stood out from the crowd. Firstly, Greg Capullo's
artwork was up to its usual bold and gritty standards, plus I didn't mind the
new additions he's added to the Bat-suit either. Secondly, on the whole the overall
tale did have a fairly finite feel to it, as if a complete story was told and
now the adventures can move on (take that however you so wish).
And thirdly, it was nice to see that this book was mainly focused on Bat-Jim
despite Bruce's recent return, acting, in a strange way, as his Batman themed swan-song, fluttering out on a high note rather than a plonk.
Out of curiosity,
what did you think about this concluding chapter? Did you think it a hit or
a miss? Or for that matter, do you think that a certain character knows another
certain characters real identity? Those of you who've read this issue know what
I mean. Hint-hint!
THE MUSIC:
Originally I was going to musically match up this comic book
to the Tiger song, 'Reset', simply because that's how it came across, kinda.
Yet upon closer inspection I started to think about the story's true meaning,
and what each of the characters had to go through to be able to save the day.
And then it hit me -- Bang! -- what my match up needed to be. It needed to be
the Beatles song, 'With a Little Help from My Friends', as that's what's at the
heart of its moral center.
Hmmm? I wonder if Jim, Bruce, and Duke need a drummer?
THE COMPARISON:
What do you normally do whenever your computer crashes?
Yep. That's the ticket. You do what Moss from
the 'IT Crowd' say's you have to do. You turn it off and on again. Or in
other words, you reboot, or reset, the settings. Batman, you have
now been rejuvenated, let Rebirth begin.
THE CONCLUSION:
Up above I previously
mentioned that Bruce Wayne has gotten himself a new version of the Bat-suit.
Nothing too drastic, off course. Just something he's put on with a couple of
minor alterations thrown in for good measure. So, just for fun, can you guess
what some of those alterations are out of the following eight options? Could
they be...
- A pair of shorter ears.
- A purple jock-strap.
- A yellow line traced around the bat
emblem.
- A matching set of boots and gloves.
- A green dress.
- An orange wig.
- The smell of asparagus.
- A plastic thong.
Nuff said.
BATMAN #50
Reviewed by David Andrews
on
April 05, 2016
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