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TO QUOTE William Shakespeare: 'The
course of true love never did run smooth'.
THE REVIEW:
At the start of this months episode Wally West is faced with a very curious dilemma. In less
than seven seconds -- or in comic book terms, the span of twenty plus pages -- he has to race across country and save his friends
from their current perilous predicament. Problem is, for him to be able to do
this, he has to push himself to the very limit, which may inadvertently cause
his own speed-induced demise.
Now in loose term's, very loose term's, that's the basic plan Abracadabra came up with during the current 'Return
Of Wally West' story-arc, and now this is what Wally has to do to save the day -- rescue his friends, or die trying.
But can he do it?
Can he stop Roy from getting shafted in Keystone City ? Can he rescue Dick and Donna from getting their mind-shagged in Coast City ? Can he halt Garth and Lilith from getting buggered wherever they're located? And more importantly
still, can he save Linda Park, the sweet and innocent Linda Park, spit, from
getting her fanny fried in Gotham ?
Well, I can't really
say, can I? As if I did, I would totally spoil the book for you. Although
what I can tell you is that Wally West
does run very-very fast, and in so doing comes up with a number of curious
questions.
Not directly, mind you. More indirectly, during his psychic discussion with
Abra-De-What's-His-Face! You see, while Wally is running from pillar to post,
occasionally the plot would shift gear, where we'd see a number of revelatory sequences, each taking the form of either a flashback scene or a visual recollection.
In one of these flashback
scenes we see Kadabra, post-Flashpoint, spitefully casting Wally into the time-stream, with Wally wearing one
of his old Kid Flash costume's no-less. But to me, this sight begs the
question, what was he doing wearing his old costume in the first place? Before Flashpoint
began he was wearing his regular Flash costume, so I don't see the reason why
he's wearing his old one now, do you?
Something else these
un-disclosed scenes revealed is the fact that Wally is a lot faster than he was before, presumably because of his time away. Again, I'm not quite sure why this
has happened, a hundred percent. Yet I do hope these little revelatory cast-offs are
explained sooner or later -- preferably sooner rather than later.
Now quickly moving
onto the art side of things and I must congratulate Brett Booth and Norm Rapmund on their marvelous collaboration together. In spite of being presented
with a pretty sparse plot -- I mean, all there was to it involved Wally running around and
saving people -- both of them still managed to produce splash pages and dynamic
illustrations of speed, emotion, action, and kinetic flow, which has to be
applauded because of the added emphasis they gave to a fairly thinly designed
plot-line.
Another shout out
should also go to the colorist, Andrew
Dalhouse, as he was able to amp-up
their visuals with his clear and bold color palate. During those scenes where
we see Wally running, jumping, and not
standing still, I really loved the way the white and blue lightening emanated
off of his costume, as it kind of made him look more powerful, or more
emotional even.
Now please don't
take my previous two statements the wrong way, dear reader, as I don't wish to
take anything away from Dan Abnett's story-line. But as I said previously, apart
from the basic narrative being fairly easy to follow, full of little pieces
of trivia to help it on it's merry way, at the end of the day it was regrettably
too basic and too simple by design, leaving some of us Titans fans wanting more
character, more progression, and more answers to those unanswered questions.
THE MUSIC:
For this months musical match-up I would like to pair this
adventure with the Lionel Richie song, Running
With The Night, simply because...
...let's face it, folk's; the majority of this issue was
dedicated to seeing Wally West running. So, simply put, I can only really compare
the story to one thing: A race, preferably a grand race seen in the Olympics.
THE CONCLUSION:
At the very end of
this issue something happens to Wally West. So for the sake of speed ---
Zooooooommmmm --- let's see if you can guess what that something is out of the
following eight options? Does he...
- Magically turn into a frog -- Bonjour.
- Show off -- Shazam!
- Get punched in the face by Batman -- Ouch!
- Start speaking with a Norwegian accent -- Herring!
- Vanish into thin air -- Poof!
- Give up running and decide to host a quiz show -- Ka-Ching!
- Take off his costume and prance naked in the streets -- Ka-Flash!
- Moan about how crap Black Friday was - Ka-Ka!
Nuff said.
TITANS #5
Reviewed by David Andrews
on
December 12, 2016
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