SHE-HULK TRIES ONLINE DATING

In an effort to promote their new TV show, 'She-Hulk: Attorney at Law', the team over at Disney has engaged the services of Tinder in order to set up a mock dating profile featuring the titular character. But why? Why Tinder? Why not another app/website that provides a more comprehensive dating profile for each of their users? Something like this 👇, for instance...

Personal information:
Full name: Jennifer Walters / Age: None of your business / Occupation: Lawyer / Location: Los Angeles / Relationship requirements: A cucumber / Longest relationship: I'm close to my cousin, Bruce, so does that count? / Marital status: I'm on a dating website, so what do you think?

Distinguishing features:
Height: Depends on my mood / Weight: See the previous answer / Build: Ditto / Hair color: Either brown or green / Eye color: Green

Other attributes:
How ambitious are you? Very / Do you drink? Yes, with my mouth / Do you want children? Sure, preferably small ones / Do you consume drugs? I am a drug / Do you drive a car? I try not to drive since my accident

Favorite:
TV show: 'Green Wing' / Song: 'Green Day' by Green Day / Actor: Seth Green / Singer: CeeLo Green / Comedian: Tom Green / Film: 'The Green Mile' / Color: Purple / Meal: Thai green curry / Quote: 'It's not easy being green' - Kermit the Frog

Hobbies:
Talking about the law. Throwing cars. Being pretentious. Opposing the patriarchy. Getting paid. Contradicting myself. Yodeling.

About me:
Hello. My name is Jennifer Walters, otherwise known as She-Hulk, and overall, I'd say that I'm a fairly good person because I have an amazing job, an amazing outlook on life, and an amazing pair of... uhh... hands. Having said that, though, I don't really live a conventional lifestyle, because when I'm angry, I transform into a large, green superhuman, and when I'm not, I'm just your average everyday overpaid lawyer. So, you know, there's nothing special here! But there's something sensational.

First date:
As I'm starring in a new TV show on Disney Plus (plug), me and my date might as well go someplace nice and warm and watch it together. Well, it's a really good show, and loosely based on a comic book series written and illustrated by John Byrne and published by Marvel Comics. You also might like to know that it's full of one-dimensional characters that a certain demographic will love and a certain demographic will hate. So, in retrospect, there's something for everyone, both lovers and haters, and with a little luck, I won't hate my date, but I may grow to love him. Or her. Or... whatever.

For further information about the new 'She-Hulk: Attorney at Law' TV show, please check out the official Disney Plus website.